Today, I had a big fight with my sister over something trivial... It started when she said the one thing I never wanted to hear: 'The house is for three people only.' Somehow, we both got heated up and started arguing about annoying habits like how we all decided to call Philippe Troussier, the coach of the Japan national football team, 'Tor-chan' while learning speed reading. And how she always ends her sentences with 'Let's return to paradise, big brother...'. Before we knew it, we were at each other's throats and ended up shouting in public, 'Don't put a period at the end!!' ...After calming down later, I thought, 'How could we have fought over something so ridiculous?' Feeling ashamed, I ran naked while biting into a chikuwa. Next time I see her, I plan to apologize weakly, saying, 'Good morning, Takahashi-kun. Your mission this time is... This tape will automatically disappear.'
