My childhood friend is a NEET right now. He quits every job he gets almost immediately and can't hold down any work at all… His mom couldn't take it anymore and asked me to go lay into him. "You quit your job again?" "What are you doing?" "Shut up, I'm busy with my game." "Your mom will worry too." "Don't be a pain in the ass, get your shit together." "You're one to talk, why don't you go on a date with your boyfriend instead of being here?" "Oh, I see, so you don't have a boyfriend, huh?" "You're full of shit, and you haven't been around for years." "No way, I'm just busy with work and happen to be away sometimes." "Yeah right, that's fishy as hell. You've got zero charm. You're not even attractive, right? No man out there sees you as a woman. 「You've already gone past your prime, huh? w」「Well, that's rude. "If you get serious, you can get a boyfriend right away." "If you want, you'll fall for me too" "No fucking way. Not even 1mm of reaction." "Is that so? Then if you get hard, you'll honestly reintegrate into society" "Sure thing, easy peasy." "I'm totally confident I won't get hard." "Then let's make it a real bet." "I'll make you get hard for sure." Momo stepped out of the room. ... Did I just say something crazy on impulse? What should I do... But it's embarrassing... And I want to work too... So, betting my social comeback and pride, the dick-hardening contest began.
