Well, my wife, there's no use pretending otherwise at this point, so I'll just say it: she has quite the large breasts. Ever since we were younger, our friends would tease me, saying things like 'Your wife has huge boobs, lucky you.' Indeed, as her husband, I don't dislike her ample bosom. ...But having a spouse with large breasts comes with its own set of troubles... For example, this neighbor guy. In the course of everyday neighborhood interactions, he blatantly stares at my wife's chest.
