Grandpa used his retirement money to buy a new house, so I went ahead to celebrate the new home. The front door wouldn't open, and when I went around to the back door, it was detached... I had a really bad feeling about this, and sure enough, it came true! After that, one problem after another occurred in the house. Stressed-out aunts vented their long-simmering frustrations and pent-up desires on me… Sweat.
