I just slammed my resignation letter on this shitty job. High from being freed from the intense labor, I skipped my way home but was apparently followed by some unknown J-system girl. 'Uncle, you're unemployed right? Let me stay at your place.' What the hell is up with this little bitch!? I was finally going to enjoy my single slow life, but now I'm stuck in a hellish life of being forced into footjobs and having my semen milked 24/7...!
