The other day, a trivial matter escalated into quite the marital spat. My wife, in her rage, packed her bags and stormed out. Since this was a common occurrence in our household, I thought she'd cool off and come back eventually. That evening, I received a flustered phone call from my friend Nakata (single), whom I've known since college. 'Hey hey hey Hamasaki, your Mao has turned up at my place...'.
